I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Welp...herpes.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
