A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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