Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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