see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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