it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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