The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
