your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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