your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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