Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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