last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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