I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
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I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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