i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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