He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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