Its about making memories worth repressing
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
