giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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