the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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