Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
be right there i have to get my cape
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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