you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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