Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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