He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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