I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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