ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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