We won't sleep together?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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