I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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