What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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