yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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