batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
