Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I am naked and annoyed.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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