Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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