So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Let's get the cat blown out
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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