Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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