Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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