i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
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just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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