yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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