it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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