so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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