I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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