Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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