nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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