And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
