the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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