S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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