Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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