i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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