Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
