i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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