Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
