ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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