Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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