She's JV to your varsity
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Randomize
