Do vagina's smell?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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